Melvin Udall (![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} melvin_udall) wrote,@ 2008-05-11 16:05:00 |
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Current Events
“Breaking news video:” Journalists ogle Obama
"The clip of female journalists on a plane moaning as they watch Barack Obama talking on a cell phone was actually filed under “breaking news video” on the CNN [snip] They giggle and sigh “You’re killing us” as he straddles across a row of seats and they furiously click away on their cameras."
Should these people still have jobs?
I have a theory. The best service Obama could provide for America would be for him to walk the country putting his penis in all his fans. Maybe they'd get that desperate desire out of them, and start to THINK. Maybe if he breaks out some kneepads Chris Matthews can end the thrill up his leg and do his job, as should all these proud empowered professional women.
I'm feeling verbose today, so this got big. All the rest of the links are behind the cut.
*9 year old decides he wants to be a girl. School system adapts.
*The death of the grown-up, part 99,877
*Celebrity calls for banning out of season fruits and vegetables due to pollution (and my *thoughts on the real thing to ban)
*Environmental Doomsayers Have Been Wrong Many Times Before
*Third-largest newspaper company in the US Praises Terrorist's 'Charity Work'
*Obamamania:
-He claims he's visitied 57 states
-He's either a liar or doesn't know history (actually it's both)
-A simple breakdown of the comparison made between Republicans and religious leaders, versus Obama's Reverend Wright connection
- More proof that Obama knew his church was racist
9 year old decides he wants to be a girl. School system adapts.
"The Haverford School District consulted experts on transgender children, then sent letters to parents advising them that the guidance counselor would meet with the school's 100 third-grade students to explain why their classmate would now wear girls' clothes and be called by a girl's name."
This is a good use of time and resources. Someone should sue his parents, or have him removed from their custody for abuse.
"Paul McHugh, a psychiatrist and professor at the Johns Hopkins Bloomberg School of Public Health who studied sexual reassignment surgery in the 1970s, said a school's decision to support a student's transition could have long-term psychological consequences.
'They do not have a right to stop the child, but it's different when they gather everyone around and say, 'Johnnie is Jeanie,'' he said. Society, he added, should not support the decision of an immature person."
Ya think?
The mom: "but my choices were, do this and have a happy, alive girl or have an unhappy, dead boy."
Let's check back with you in ten years, hon. You know what your little unique snowflake is going to be for the rest of his coddled life, if he is extremely lucky? A screwed up activist who sees the entire world through the twisted prism of his perceived oppression, and the obsession on his differences with normal people. That's if you get lucky.
Speaking of that kind of thinking... our country is DOOMED.
The death of the grown-up, part 99,877
"what’s a cuddle party? “This is a way of framing touch in a positive way,” says cuddle party facilitator Edie Weinstein-Moser."
Adults. Gathering for sleepovers. With friends and strangers. "There’s snuggling, nuzzling and even spooning." All to "help people achieve better intimacy, and communication. And it allows people to express themselves in a comfortable and safe environment."
Let's be clear, though, "pajamas stay on the whole time. This is a non-sexual event."
Dear ALL MEN:
If you attend a "cuddle party," ever, and wonder if you are one of the vaginified, feminized, weakened, ushers of the end of this great Republic of whom I so often speak, wonder no more. Yes. Yes you are. If your effeminate ass owns one, get a hammer. Place your testicles on the table before you. Put the hammer to use. It's for the good of the future.
Chef Gordon Ramsay Calls for Gastronomic Totalitarianism
Another enviroclown: Out of season fruits should be banned because of the transportation pollution.
I've got a better idea, Libs. Let's cut to the chase on this statist hysteria and tackle a REAL problem.
Do you know what England and America import all year round that absolutely NO ONE needs?
Tea and coffee. Let's stop this bullshit slow creep as the indoctrination machine cranks along and instead head right to the top. Ban them. Right now. No more double calf grande lattes with honey on top unless the coffee beans were grown in America. How's that?
What? Not so good a plan anymore?
Environmental Doomsayers Have Been Wrong Many Times Before
The first Earth Day:
"The threat of a new ice age must now stand alongside nuclear war as a likely source of wholesale death"
"The cooling since 1940 has been large enough and consistent enough that it will not soon be reversed."
In 1968, Professor Paul Ehrlich, Vice President Gore's hero and mentor, predicted there would be a major food shortage in the U.S. and "in the 1970s … hundreds of millions of people are going to starve to death."
Check the link for more doomsday theories. Yet here we are.
Meanwhile, weather forecasters can't predict what the weather will be like in three days, and the enviro nuts JUST discovered it's miraculously going to be COOLING for the next half decade, despite global WARMING.
THE MEDIA: The McClatchy Company is the third-largest newspaper company in the United States.
McClatchy Praises Terrorist's 'Charity Work'
Remember in Godfather II when Vito helps that old lady keep her home? That was nice. I hear Capone used to be pretty generous with his people. Organized crime is pretty cool after all, I guess.
See, the key here is everything is okay if you're anti-West, anti-America. All the goods are great, all the bads are to be ignored.
But there is no liberal media.
OBAMANANIA:
Obama Claims He's Visited 57 States
Do I think he thinks there are more than 50 states? No. Do I think he meant 47 of the continental united states? Yes.
Do I know the press, and especially the ultra partisan nutjobs of DailyKos and HuffingtonPost would go ape shit if McCain did this? Also yes. The (NOT LIBERAL!) media would have a field day. But not for Hopebama. He can do no wrong.
Oh, but the fun doesn't end there.
Obama Needs a History Lesson
During his North Carolina Primary victory speech Tuesday night: "Sen. Obama said: "I trust the American people to understand that it is not weakness, but wisdom to talk not just to our friends, but to our enemies, like Roosevelt did, and Kennedy did, and Truman did."
The press said nothing.
The only problem appears to be the claim is a wild distortion at best, except for Kennedy.
Kennedy, the only one the claim truly applies to, did incredible damage by having the meeting, CAUSING the Cuba Missile Crisis. His meeting helped convince the leader of the Soviet Union that he was weak, encouraging a stand off with America, as will Obama's meetings with leaders in the future.
Dear Liberals:
That he is shiny, pretty and a minority does not qualify him for President! He is not whatever-niche-group-you-identify-with. His election will not "heal America" or make your oppressed minority wounds go away.
"The lack of historical knowledge among journalists is merely appalling. But in a presidential candidate it's dangerous."
And finally, I think I stole this frombadlydrawnjeff. Apologies if credit is due.
PASTORS AND POLITICS
A simple excellent breakdown refuting the erroneous comparison made by partisan extremists of Hagee and Wright.
"Beyond all this, McCain didn't have his children baptized by Hagee. Or donate thousands of dollars to Hagee's church. Or name Hagee to a prominent position in his campaign. In sum, McCain did none of the things that would make for an apples-to-apples comparison to the Obama-Wright connection."
Period. Anyone claiming otherwise is, simply and clearly, dishonest.
Obama didn't know his church was controversial, or Reverend Wright felt the way he did?
April 15, 2007 Church Bulletin:
"the major networks are run by right-winged conservatives who still see black people as subhuman and portray black people as such."
Sickening. That his denials continue to be swallowed is amazing. It says so much about his fans.
“Breaking news video:” Journalists ogle Obama
"The clip of female journalists on a plane moaning as they watch Barack Obama talking on a cell phone was actually filed under “breaking news video” on the CNN [snip] They giggle and sigh “You’re killing us” as he straddles across a row of seats and they furiously click away on their cameras."
Should these people still have jobs?
I have a theory. The best service Obama could provide for America would be for him to walk the country putting his penis in all his fans. Maybe they'd get that desperate desire out of them, and start to THINK. Maybe if he breaks out some kneepads Chris Matthews can end the thrill up his leg and do his job, as should all these proud empowered professional women.
I'm feeling verbose today, so this got big. All the rest of the links are behind the cut.
*9 year old decides he wants to be a girl. School system adapts.
*The death of the grown-up, part 99,877
*Celebrity calls for banning out of season fruits and vegetables due to pollution (and my *thoughts on the real thing to ban)
*Environmental Doomsayers Have Been Wrong Many Times Before
*Third-largest newspaper company in the US Praises Terrorist's 'Charity Work'
*Obamamania:
-He claims he's visitied 57 states
-He's either a liar or doesn't know history (actually it's both)
-A simple breakdown of the comparison made between Republicans and religious leaders, versus Obama's Reverend Wright connection
- More proof that Obama knew his church was racist
9 year old decides he wants to be a girl. School system adapts.
"The Haverford School District consulted experts on transgender children, then sent letters to parents advising them that the guidance counselor would meet with the school's 100 third-grade students to explain why their classmate would now wear girls' clothes and be called by a girl's name."
This is a good use of time and resources. Someone should sue his parents, or have him removed from their custody for abuse.
"Paul McHugh, a psychiatrist and professor at the Johns Hopkins Bloomberg School of Public Health who studied sexual reassignment surgery in the 1970s, said a school's decision to support a student's transition could have long-term psychological consequences.
'They do not have a right to stop the child, but it's different when they gather everyone around and say, 'Johnnie is Jeanie,'' he said. Society, he added, should not support the decision of an immature person."
Ya think?
The mom: "but my choices were, do this and have a happy, alive girl or have an unhappy, dead boy."
Let's check back with you in ten years, hon. You know what your little unique snowflake is going to be for the rest of his coddled life, if he is extremely lucky? A screwed up activist who sees the entire world through the twisted prism of his perceived oppression, and the obsession on his differences with normal people. That's if you get lucky.
Speaking of that kind of thinking... our country is DOOMED.
The death of the grown-up, part 99,877
"what’s a cuddle party? “This is a way of framing touch in a positive way,” says cuddle party facilitator Edie Weinstein-Moser."
Adults. Gathering for sleepovers. With friends and strangers. "There’s snuggling, nuzzling and even spooning." All to "help people achieve better intimacy, and communication. And it allows people to express themselves in a comfortable and safe environment."
Let's be clear, though, "pajamas stay on the whole time. This is a non-sexual event."
Dear ALL MEN:
If you attend a "cuddle party," ever, and wonder if you are one of the vaginified, feminized, weakened, ushers of the end of this great Republic of whom I so often speak, wonder no more. Yes. Yes you are. If your effeminate ass owns one, get a hammer. Place your testicles on the table before you. Put the hammer to use. It's for the good of the future.
Chef Gordon Ramsay Calls for Gastronomic Totalitarianism
Another enviroclown: Out of season fruits should be banned because of the transportation pollution.
I've got a better idea, Libs. Let's cut to the chase on this statist hysteria and tackle a REAL problem.
Do you know what England and America import all year round that absolutely NO ONE needs?
Tea and coffee. Let's stop this bullshit slow creep as the indoctrination machine cranks along and instead head right to the top. Ban them. Right now. No more double calf grande lattes with honey on top unless the coffee beans were grown in America. How's that?
What? Not so good a plan anymore?
Environmental Doomsayers Have Been Wrong Many Times Before
The first Earth Day:
"The threat of a new ice age must now stand alongside nuclear war as a likely source of wholesale death"
"The cooling since 1940 has been large enough and consistent enough that it will not soon be reversed."
In 1968, Professor Paul Ehrlich, Vice President Gore's hero and mentor, predicted there would be a major food shortage in the U.S. and "in the 1970s … hundreds of millions of people are going to starve to death."
Check the link for more doomsday theories. Yet here we are.
Meanwhile, weather forecasters can't predict what the weather will be like in three days, and the enviro nuts JUST discovered it's miraculously going to be COOLING for the next half decade, despite global WARMING.
THE MEDIA: The McClatchy Company is the third-largest newspaper company in the United States.
McClatchy Praises Terrorist's 'Charity Work'
Remember in Godfather II when Vito helps that old lady keep her home? That was nice. I hear Capone used to be pretty generous with his people. Organized crime is pretty cool after all, I guess.
See, the key here is everything is okay if you're anti-West, anti-America. All the goods are great, all the bads are to be ignored.
But there is no liberal media.
OBAMANANIA:
Obama Claims He's Visited 57 States
Do I think he thinks there are more than 50 states? No. Do I think he meant 47 of the continental united states? Yes.
Do I know the press, and especially the ultra partisan nutjobs of DailyKos and HuffingtonPost would go ape shit if McCain did this? Also yes. The (NOT LIBERAL!) media would have a field day. But not for Hopebama. He can do no wrong.
Oh, but the fun doesn't end there.
Obama Needs a History Lesson
During his North Carolina Primary victory speech Tuesday night: "Sen. Obama said: "I trust the American people to understand that it is not weakness, but wisdom to talk not just to our friends, but to our enemies, like Roosevelt did, and Kennedy did, and Truman did."
The press said nothing.
The only problem appears to be the claim is a wild distortion at best, except for Kennedy.
Kennedy, the only one the claim truly applies to, did incredible damage by having the meeting, CAUSING the Cuba Missile Crisis. His meeting helped convince the leader of the Soviet Union that he was weak, encouraging a stand off with America, as will Obama's meetings with leaders in the future.
Dear Liberals:
That he is shiny, pretty and a minority does not qualify him for President! He is not whatever-niche-group-you-identify-with. His election will not "heal America" or make your oppressed minority wounds go away.
"The lack of historical knowledge among journalists is merely appalling. But in a presidential candidate it's dangerous."
And finally, I think I stole this from
badlydrawnjeff. Apologies if credit is due.PASTORS AND POLITICS
A simple excellent breakdown refuting the erroneous comparison made by partisan extremists of Hagee and Wright.
"Beyond all this, McCain didn't have his children baptized by Hagee. Or donate thousands of dollars to Hagee's church. Or name Hagee to a prominent position in his campaign. In sum, McCain did none of the things that would make for an apples-to-apples comparison to the Obama-Wright connection."
Period. Anyone claiming otherwise is, simply and clearly, dishonest.
Obama didn't know his church was controversial, or Reverend Wright felt the way he did?
April 15, 2007 Church Bulletin:
"the major networks are run by right-winged conservatives who still see black people as subhuman and portray black people as such."
Sickening. That his denials continue to be swallowed is amazing. It says so much about his fans.
